Monday, June 11, 2012

anonymous comment that I liked and my response

I receive this friendly message in my comments..........it is as follows..............."I feel like you are taking credit for and apologizing as if you created the bath salt phenomenon. I do not know who you are but I feel pretty confident stating that bath salts and other synthetic drugs marketed as shit stink removers, etc. probably existed long before you were aware. Your blog makes you sound starved for attention, like you are trying to create some huge mysterious being that gave tweakers their dream come true, then giving a worldly apology because this world you created went wrong. If you haven't noticed, besides this comment, you haven't got many. Bro or bra, dry out for a while, take a break, then if you are able to step back in a rational state of mind and read how ridiculous you sound, hopefully you see you are a sad adult with a grandiose and distorted view of yourself. You are a strange one, I will give you that on "If I created the bath salt phenomenon I would be so well off financially that this blog would not be here for you to publish your opinions.  Maybe you should thank me for giving you bathsaltguru.blogspot.com and posting something you could comment on.  The fact that you spent time and energy to directly respond to my opinion is a bit flattering.the exact and precise origin of bath salts or even a accurate chronology of some sort would be interesting to know.  That would be a productive and informative comment for others to enjoy.  Your last comment is has no relevancy or meaning to anyone but you........and now me because I appreciate the time it took you to go out of your way to post a comment on my little blog,  Thank you. I have been told many times that I think to highly of myself or that I am arrogant/conceded.  Even though I disagree I actively and consciously make an effort to be humble and down to earth.  unfortunately I am a sad adult.  My current situation is less than admirable and I only refer to myself as an adult in age, not in life.  Finally. many people I interact with would agree with your remark that I have a "distorted view" of myself.  I'm working on that too. I do like to think that I am unique, different and original, In a positive/beneficial way.   you describe me as strange and I do not disagree.  I am strange.  unfortunately the word " strange" has a negative connotation but the word itself is not.  Here are some synonyms of strange unusual, fantastic, fantastical,crazy,curious, funny, odd, peculiar, exoticfreaky,Gothic, offish,other,quaintI would like to thank the author (anonymous) of this comment for thier Time and support of The bath salt guru blog.  

Thursday, May 24, 2012

herbal supplements ?

So I was searching around the net and found theherbalguru.com pretty funny to me. anyways I ordered the energy supplement and it worked well and wasnt harsh like the bath salt. anyways check it out . The webmaster definently jacked my swag

Monday, April 16, 2012

Bath salts high, bath salts purchase

So many people have inquired about plant feeder or plant food, bath salt, glass cleaner and of course every different brand name conceivable.  the common questions are as follows, what is bath salt , where to find bath salts.  To answer this question IN CONTEXT, bath salt is now novelty powder, or as I say not for consumption novelty powder.  There are many places where to find novelty powders.  All comments on this blog are kept private if noted to do so.  Private comments usually concern wholesale, or bulk retail purchases. Also, some individuals have questions they would rather keep private.  I cannot tell you how many comments i have recieved and answered since I began moderating them.  what are the ingredients in bath salts is a question I cannot answer comprehensively because they can contain anything from salt and sugar to illegal drugs......yes really......If you think Im joking, do some research or just pay me for mine :) I can however tell you they usually, if not always contain 3-5 distinct compounds.  Well that is the idea anyways, rarely does a manufacturing company analyze thier raw chemical.  I have never seen or heard of it happening.  If there is a company out there that does, please leave a comment and I will hype your product.  the ingredients in what used to be sold as bath salt are as follows.  an active component,  a viability component, and a bulking/filler component.  the aforementioned can all be used exclusively or in combination with the like compounds or other components.  all manufacturers have a few things in common.  A research chemical supplier, usually originating in china, a domestic supplier of the viability and bullking components,  a packaging supplier,  a place of manufacture and if your lucky, the minimum requirements of sanitation as too keep the product from causing complications related to its purchase.  Anyways, any specific comments and questions will be answered ASAP.  I have the next few days off and look forward to some gold old fashioned blogging.  So whether you are a manufacturer, wholesaler, retailer, bulk retail customer, the president, etc... I can most likely answer any question in the world you may have.  If I cant....you probably have too much time on your hands to ask questions :)

BSG

Small wholesale

For those of you who order from various sites and feel like your order is big enough to warrant a discounted price on powders or herbal incense, please leave a comment with your contact information, your privacy is important that is why I have set comment moderation to always.  So if you are looking to purchase products at a discounted rate, please leave the following information.

Email address and/or phone number
your favorite retail website and/or the retail website you prefer to use
The product name, weight, and quantity desired
the state the product needs to be delivered to

I will see what I can do,  If nothing else, I should be able to get you a discount code.  Please do not be mad if I am unable to do anything.  Fortunately, I doubt that will be the case.

Sincerely,

BSGuru



Friday, March 23, 2012

Monday, March 19, 2012

this is for Jen if she did not get my reply, speaking on herbal woodchuck

No it is not wicked herbals it is a startup by two people who used to work for WH and left because of the exact reason jen is saying.  I 100% agree with you jen.  All of your observations are exactly right.  However wicked makes thousands and thousands of dollars,  this new ampedupwoochuck site gets a few orders a day, giving them the time and ability to handle customer service correctly.  Thank you for your input I am glad you shed light on that.  If you have anymore questions let me know.  I cannot stress my dislike for wicked herbals,  I try to not post about it because it is not in anyones interest to talk shit,  therefore I stay away from it.  But that being said.  I HATE WICKED H and thier horrible business model.  last time I will hopefully have to say it.  But jen if you check out some of my older posts you will see that I am in solidarity with your belief.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

NEW ONLINE VENDOR RELIABLE HONEST AND SOMEHOW THE SICKEST MOST WICKED

OK here we go about f(*&^* time.  We got a new website that takes the wickeds and the reds and puts them to shame.  If there is one place that your hard earned dollars should go, This is the site,  He is a family guy, gives back to the community,  and check out this bad ass fact,  He donates a portion of his proceeds to various reputable and respectable charities and causes.

http://www.ampedupwoodchuck.com

He offers every single quality product I have come across here is the list of powders, oh yeah sprinklezz and mollys too!!! you shittin me

http://www.ampedupwoodchuck.com/Powders.html


Amped .5g
Amped ,1g
White Water Rapid Powder .5g
White Water RapidPowder 1g
Bliss II Plant Food Powder .5g
Crazy Train Powder 1g
Crazy Train Powder .5g
Eight Ballz NEW FORMULA .5g
Go Fast Carpet Deodorizer .5g

http://www.ampedupwoodchuck.com/IncenseandPotpourri.html


Atomic Angel Herbal Potpourri 1.5g
Iron Lung Herbal Potpourri
Legal Devil 7X Ultra Premium Incense 2G
Legal Devil 7X Ultra Premium Incense 5G
Seedless Potpourri Herbal 5G
Syn XXX Ultra Premium Incense
Wicked XXX Brand Herbal Potpourri Blend 1.5g

http://www.ampedupwoodchuck.com/PartyCaps.html


Molly's Tickle Talk | Single Pak
Sprinklezzz | Single Pak



bye bye haters

So apparentally there are some haters outthere trying to shut the guru down!  well little do they know hes the guru for a reason.  So these "haters can name themselves and I will kindly shut them down from my site even though Im sure my negative opinion still brings them business or They can stop the hate and begin the appreciate cause as they say " I Brought you Into this world and I can take you out" lol Im just messin around .......or am I next post your going to love.....Best New Vendor ON THE WEB!!!!!

Monday, February 27, 2012

new product line

STOP BUYING AMPED!!!!  it was at one time made with care and it is now made sloppy with a bunch of unknowns!!!!  everything has side effects so thats that. But you buy something expecting the seller or manufacturer has the buyer in mind somewhat.  Well....... lets just say there were 4 keys of something 2 were clearly different from the other 2 and all were clearly different from the first key,  SOOOOOO the chem guy said we really need to take a melting point at the very least on these so we dont killl anyone, and the owner of wicked/dynamic/the names of products he destroyed said yeah sure whatever make the product. chem guy peaced out and unknowns 1-4 made it to the end user.  Enjoy lol.   makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy doesnt it.  there are 3 new companies relaunching or coming out completely fresh be ready for them. they will not be low blowing the buyers,  I hope everyone is still safe and alive and mentally healthy!!!! im really trying to post more Its just I dont make any money doing this, IM not a money guy, but I am a make money take care of my family guy

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Busy

Sorry been super busy, someone has offered to make a donation and buy me a web domain.  So I have been in touch with them working on getting that going.  if anyone is a web designer and would like to do some pro Bono let me know.  I will get back to posting ASAP.  

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

sorry for not destroying them...WH

OK here we go I am going to break it down comment by comment,  It seems that the inquiries are sincere and I do appreciate the fact that people in the hustle bustle and stress of everyday life still find time to throw ideas into the mix for what seems to be the greater good.
So as previously mentioned I will return the favor by answer any and all blog comments straight up and now.


Sunday, January 29, 2012

White water rapid, Amped, exuberance powder, wicked herbals

 I believe there is a post somewhere on this blog regarding who writes the posts, and if they have an agenda.  The agenda being wicked herbals, amped and white water rapid.  Well first things first,  time to seperate wicked herbals from amped and white water rapid.  Wicked herbals is a retail outlet, thier distributor is a company named ..............   If you have ordered I am sure you know.  anyways,  The fact of the matter is the person who writes this blog is not writing this post,  and this is just a writing of fiction..........  about the creation of a product line

I am the creator of the aforementioned products,  before amped and before white water rapid came to the market,  a two month period of humbling research was embarked upon. This was a  few months after achieving a bachelors degree in biochem and meeting a guy who wanted to make a product of thier own after seeing others do so.  Luckily,  he met me, and unfortunately I met him.  I know It is my own making it was my fault. anyways,  looking back usually leads me to the expression young and stupid. anyways,  I obviously over-complicated everything.  I had know Idea what bath salt was 6 months or so ago.  The investor did not know more than MDPV is cool and people seem to buy it and they had some habits that included but were not limited too ...........      In this two month period a learned a whole bunch about independant research.  I had no guidance and at one point wwr was reffered to as "your little project" which I replied to with "My little project,  I thought this was our little project".  anyways fast forward two months and $200 and no help.  WWR is started.....fast forward a couple months a few cut corners and hours upon hours of pain stacking labor.  Fun fact.  Until the very end of 2011 WWR and Amped were made by almost exclusively by 2 people.  So many side stories......................  anyways the most people ever staffed on the amped and wwr project as whole was 4.  the computer is about to die,  rather than pick up this post here ...if you even made it this far ... boring I know...... please leave any questions that relate to this story,  as long as the questions are related to this work of fiction they will be answered.......... obviously anything that may land the characters of this story in hot water in any way shape or form will be dealt with accordingly.....cant wait to continue the story,  the ending is pretty good,,,,,,,no spell checking or grammar so dont mess with me.  computer dying.... leave questions... stay tuned for a the rest of the fictional work.,,,,,,,   THe END????  lol


I love the comments that are consistent with the story line 

Sunday, January 15, 2012

by gones myabe or may not be by gones

I have recieved promising news from the a small to medium player in the industry that they are actually growing very fast.  As a matter of fact this growth is unprecedented.  Also,  A very Large company on the right side of the map is Attempting to expand thier foothold in the industry. If this expansion occurs I personally think it will be a welcome addition to the market ultimately benefitting the consumer.  If any one had any regional information by all means share.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Update

well unfortunately, after Biochemguys last rant under the alias boss, consumed too much crack and is now in a box underground.  Dont worry though he is still alive, the choice was voluntary.  Anyways I will be taking over the blog until he comes back.  before departing he got in touch with me told me to post something and continued to rant.  the dialogue ended with me falling asleep only to awake in the morning to  the aforementioned news. So as his last pre-box in the ground wish,  I will post what I know in a half hour or so

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

happy new year

wickedherbals.com ..................... I sure have a whole bunch to say about those people......2 days before christmas eve I terminated myself.......I am not quite sure what to say...... cause god knows I have a whole fucking lot to say.....first things first Im unemployed can anyone help........I think now I am going to get wacked and think for a second what I should do......as a matter of fact maybe I should let you guys decide for me... should I put the company on blast.....should I leave my email and tell all confidentially....I mean i am open to anything so let the love and/or hate fly....oh yeah btw sure sounds like bill me later works at wickedherbals.com ....so asap tell me what you want or want to know cause i got it! FTWWALD

the boss is back

OK Its time to let the world meet the godfather....  I am relinquishing control of my blog to the boss.... aka Will I. Holdem....this is the guy responsible for the amped everyone loved and the white water rapid that is a quality product and will continue to be until  thier overstock is gone.......so here it goes everyone welcome Dr. holdem